Last night, we're getting ready to sleep. You, know, normal 10pm sort of action. So, here I am, cuddling up next to Man. I took a deep relaxing breath, and..
Breathed in fries. Which is normally a rather enticing smell. But somethings just do not belong in Bed. And so...
Me: You smell like fries... Did you shower then put your old undershirt?
Man: [evasively] I don't know what you're taking about...
Me: You did! You smell like fries!
Man: I don't know why you're so upset. my coworkers would approve. They'd be all like, "Wow, you smells good today!"
Me: Lies. They would say, "Did you have fries for lunch?"
Man: And I'd say yes....Two days ago!
Man logic? Completely baffling.
Breathed in fries. Which is normally a rather enticing smell. But somethings just do not belong in Bed. And so...
Me: You smell like fries... Did you shower then put your old undershirt?
Man: [evasively] I don't know what you're taking about...
Me: You did! You smell like fries!
Man: I don't know why you're so upset. my coworkers would approve. They'd be all like, "Wow, you smells good today!"
Me: Lies. They would say, "Did you have fries for lunch?"
Man: And I'd say yes....Two days ago!
Man logic? Completely baffling.
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