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| Mildred the Cow |
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| Christmas Fox |
And then we found the fish:
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| etsy, of course |
Me: It is a very dignified fish.
Man: Very. I don't know where he'd go, though.
Me: Oh, on a shelf somewhere. You know, a dignified place.
Man: Ok. I wish he'd have a dignified function, too.
Me: He's a planter!
Man: .... a 4" x 6" sized planter?
Me: Yes. Garlic sized. What's more dignified than growing garlic?
Man: ....
His concern amuses me, because here was his bright idea for Mildred's "dignified use".
If we lived in Texas, Mildred would have been securely roped onto Wilbur by now. However, based on the bumpers here in Philly, I don't think she'd survive one week of parallel parking.




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