Our interminable war against ants has begun to resume in force as the little critters have returned en masse with Summer's warmer weather. Squishing, drowning, vacuuming are now accompanied by toothpasting and cleaning spray dousing. We're taking on some guerrilla tactics this time around.
Man: Honey, I think it's time to initiate some domestic terrorism.
Me: Ssh! Don't say that out loud, Big Brother may hear you.
Man: It's okay, I don't have a webcam on my computer. [pause] I do have a Google phone though...
And of course, I have to post this on a Google-owned blog site.* Why? Because it's funny.
That and there are serious bragging rights if the NSA joined my fan base.
*Yes, I know that this blog is mostly public anyway, so this has little to do with PRISM. Still, the principle of over-reaching government data stalking is outrageous and ought to be mocked and scorned. And ended, but I'll leave that to London and HongKong to work on.
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