A Lesson from Penndot

Driving in Philly requires a certain skill set.  

Case-in-point: Parking in the center lane.  Fearlessly.

Between Man and I, we have about 25 years of driving experience here.  Which leads to amusing conversations in the car.  Especially given the obviously low standards set by Penndot.

Like the day that the car, pulled over at the street corner, ejected a passenger from a street side door as we were turning.  Said maneuver forced us to stop our legal turn abruptly to avoid sharing the same physical space when the passenger of said car obliviously crossed the street we were turning onto.

Me: You should have used your horn.

Man: I didn't see her until after I slammed on my brakes.

Me: I know. You still should have used your horn.


Man: Yea... No...I should have used my bumper.