Silver & Gold

Man: I find it interesting that you have natural highlights. 

Me: Aw, Honey...you do, too!  They're just grey. 

Man:  [Frowning]  That's called wisdom.

When we first got married, Man had about ten grey hairs.  Now he has more than 100. And I would totally blame his MBA program except that these hairs are only on his right hand side. Which happens to be the side if the bed that I usually sleep on.

I have decided to actively switch sides more regularly now, with the hopes that the grey population will even out.  I prefer symmetry.

I am also making some inquiries into alchemy.  Clearly I'm gifted in turning black hair silver, so how different can it be to change lead to gold?