Chip Monster

Two minutes is about the time it takes me to enjoy four chips.  Which means, my chip eating rate is approximately 2 chip/min.  (Unless we're talking about the chip particles at the bottom of the bag, and then it's something like 3 pinches/min.)  

If the chip bag is in Hon's hands, however, two minutes look like this:

We were sharing a bag the other night.  I grabbed a chip to munch on.  Then another.  All the while tapping away at my keyboard.  A minute passed, when Man spontaneously offered me a chip instead of the bag.  

Suspicious.  So I ask "Was that the last chip?" 

Man gave his cheesiest smile and asked: "Man is a chip monster..?" 

Yes.  Yes he is.